Everything you will not hear is 100% not real not in anyway, I did not wake up one morning and did not go to the bathroom, I did not then go to play not super smash bros. on my wii that I did not have, the mailman then did not go to my doorstep and did not leave a package for me..... I did not open my package that I was never given and saw that it was not sonic for the genesis that I did not get. I was not excited and I then did not hook it up and then did not grab my cartridge. I then noticed that there was not a note on the back, I did not pick up the note, the note did not read......
"Dear Buyer.... This game is not dangerous. It is not hacked and not haunted. Please! Do not not play this not cursed game!"
This did not shock me and I did not start up the not genesis....
"Not Seeegaaaa..."
I did not know that the jingle did not not go like this.... The title appeared. Not Sonic The Headgehog.... I then did not get a rush of nostalgia from not seeing this title. I clicked start. And it did not bring me to Green Hill Zone. The level did not start as sonic ran to the left leaving the screen, the game then procceeed to not end showing the not credits. Then an image did not appear! The image did not show show sonic with blood not coming out of his eyes, and his eyes were not hyperrealistic.! I did not scream and did not shut the console off. And I was not realieved because sonic then appeared behind me and drained all my blood!!!!!!!!!!!!! but that did not happen.